Definitions by That dud

shitty mop 

You put a bunch of shit on yo mop then when someone uses it there is shit all over the floor

I shit on a mop and I'm going to use it to make my whole floor smell like shitty asses

My gf gave me a shitty mop and made it look like it wasent dirty not my floor smells like ass

shitty mop by That dud July 2, 2017

jizz paste 

Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth

I just gave my girlfriend some jizz paste

jizz paste by That dud July 2, 2017

jizz paste 

Get a tooth paste bottle then empty it, after that fill it with jizz then give it to someone and they will have jizz on their toothbrush and teeth

I just gave my ex girlfriend some jizz paste

jizz paste by That dud July 2, 2017