That Girl...'s definitions

moffie

When a very masculine, stright guy has a crush on another stright guy. It is usually said in a joking manner, but the use of this word most often sends the two men into a state of denial, anger, and indignity. Which, I might add, is rather fun to watch.

"Hey David? What were you and Tyler doin' over there? If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a bit moffie for him, David."

"What?...No!...We were just...(general male stammering and muttering)...Were not!..."

by That Girl... October 21, 2004