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GVP

Gay Vampire Porn....that point in any good vampire novel where you realize during a vividly "movie-like" scene that the characters that are having sex are only doing it because of their best friend of the same sex

Male Vampire 1: Hey let's do it to that chick
Male Vampire 2: Okay yeah!
Reader:...Dang Gay Vampire Porn (GVP)............

by That Funny Chick July 6, 2009