Definitions by That Faggot No One Likes

Paul Blarted

The act of eating a pixie stick and then kicking some serious ass!

Man 1- Bro what did you do today?
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange

Paul Blarted by That Faggot No One Likes October 3, 2012