That's What we Call a clusterf's definitions

Texas

The only state you can be born in and be treated like royalty when you visit other countries.

Russians? Fuckin' love cowboy hats and Texas.
Italians? Fuckin' love Texas.
Japanese? Fuckin' love Texas.
Chinese? Fuckin' love Texas.

The only people who hate Texas? People from Oklahoma.

"No way! You're from Texas?! Can I put that as the country you're from instead of U.S.A?" -Hostel owner in Rome

by That's What we Call a clusterf July 1, 2011