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naperville

A great place to raise your kids if you want them to be socially awkward homosexuals. This could be do to the large amount of pressure put on kids by their parents to try and act better than and richer than the neighbors. Oh yeah, their forrest preserve is a field. Also, no one cares about how big the high school pool is or the "awesome" marching bands. When it comes down to it, all kids from Naperville are socially retarded.

No, seriously, every man I've met from Naperville is gay.

-"Hey, where's that rainbow coming from?"
-"Naperville"

by Thank God I'm not from Naperville May 4, 2006