SMU

A school which once had football players on the payroll of the university and single-handedly brought down the Southwestern Conference. Also known for its abnormally hot women who are dumber than roadkill and its vehement defenders who deride other universities for "not having all the buildings look the same".
SMU student: Get out of my way, I'm from SMU!
UT student: Wow, a bigger asshole than me!
by TexasBorn&Bread May 22, 2007
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