Tex Bacon's definitions

markley's syndrome

A derivative of Markley's Law, a condition that exists in which a hoplophobe or other variant of liberal, is compelled to equate gun ownership with penis size.

Those who suffer from Markley's Syndrome say things such as;
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."

by Tex Bacon May 23, 2014

K-Dog

A straight up gangsta chick from Bowie Texas.

Yo, K-Dog eats peanut butter and bananas for breakfast.

by Tex Bacon August 24, 2019