Definitions by Terry anus

a footrot 

To smear/splash/stain ones penis with faecal matter recently discharged from ones anus

To get excrement on your gentlemans member

Steve was holding me at a funny angle while I was having a crap and i accidentally did a footrot

a footrot by terry anus March 8, 2013

a langy 

Slang term for a small circumcised micro penis.

I cant dock with you I have a Langy !

a langy by Terry anus March 5, 2013