Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Do Not Sell My Personal Information
Information Collection Notice
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Browse A–Z
Add a Definition
User Settings
Definitions by Terribly Unfunny
Crotch Goblin
Share definition
Flag
A derogatory
term
used by insufferable “
child
-
free
” morons referring to kids.
“
People
who use the phrase ‘crotch
goblin
’ are arguably more
annoying
than vegans.”
Crotch Goblin
by
Terribly Unfunny
August 26, 2022
0
0
Get merch