Definitions by Ten Retro

Dildo Crunch 

When you have a boner and you run into a wall and your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurts like FRICK.
My dildo crunch is one of a kind.

Dildo Crunch by Ten Retro January 17, 2019

Dildo Crunch 

When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.

Dildo Crunch by Ten Retro January 17, 2019