Definitions by Teh W1n

Albuquerque Frito Pie 

When a man defecates on a woman's chest, titty fucks her, ejaculates on her face, then punches her in the face knocking her out.

Dude, I gave Brittney the Albuquerque Frito Pie last night!

Albuquerque Frito Pie by Teh W1n October 10, 2008