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Newfoundland lobster trap 

Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"

Last night, I ran out of sex acts to perform so I had to give her a Newfoundland lobster trap!

Newfoundland lobster trap by Ted Mosby is a jerk March 26, 2009