1 definition by Ted Cruz Lover 69

Ted Cruz

A self-loathing senator that wasn't even born in America, who killed 37 people in Northern California
Has fat nips
Looks like a dog that was just scolded

Dreams to escape the nightmare which is his life

Is that the zodiac killer?
Yeah, well its Ted Cruz but same thing.

by Ted Cruz Lover 69 November 1, 2017