Ted Bellicose's definitions

wactation chamber

A private room established in the workplace under equal rights laws to give male employees the fair equivalent of a lactation chamber for nursing mothers.

I can't believe that Bob from accounting left a mess in the wactation chamber again!

by Ted Bellicose August 13, 2012

Baltimore sleigh ride

A police tactic for meting out street justice to uncooperative suspects whereby the subject is shackled, but not seat belted, in a paddy wagon. The van is then driven wildly to throw the subject violently against the walls of the van.

The guy was mouthing off to me. I had to give him a Baltimore sleigh ride.

by Ted Bellicose May 2, 2015