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Definitions by Ted Bellicose

Baltimore sleigh ride 

A police tactic for meting out street justice to uncooperative suspects whereby the subject is shackled, but not seat belted, in a paddy wagon. The van is then driven wildly to throw the subject violently against the walls of the van.
The guy was mouthing off to me. I had to give him a Baltimore sleigh ride.

wactation chamber 

A private room established in the workplace under equal rights laws to give male employees the fair equivalent of a lactation chamber for nursing mothers.
I can't believe that Bob from accounting left a mess in the wactation chamber again!