the brown cyclops

the act of spreading you ass cheeks, flexing the anus muscle, shouting, "i am the brown cyclops, I see all!"
i froze in fear as the brown cyclops shouted at me.
by Teabag man June 11, 2008
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Squidward with a runny nose

The normal act of squidwarding, but with piss on your penis.
Can i get a tissue for my squidward with a runny nose?
by Teabag man June 12, 2008
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