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boots

Slang term for female breasts. Derived from 'boobs'. 'Boots. can easily mistaken with the same sound as 'boobs'. To avoid trouble, boots is used instead of boobs so it can be used as an excuse.

Guy with girlfriend and friends "That bacon has some nice boots"

Friends "Yeah"

Girlfriend ::slaps Guy:: "Say what?"

Guy "What? She has nice boots, whats wrong with complimenting her shoes?" ::guy turns to friends and winks::

by Taylor Straube October 5, 2006