Definitions by Tarantula Taint

Grape Race 

An athletic competition in which each contender places a single grape between their buttocks and then sprints a predetermined distance. The person to cross the finish line last, must eat all of the grapes. You must cross the finish line with your grape between your butt cheeks to win.

He lost the grape race, so he ate the rectal raisins.

Grape Race by Tarantula Taint January 5, 2010