Definitions by Tao lo ding

blanket sneeze 

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.

Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.

blanket sneeze by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020