Definitions by Tant Lover
God Hates Puppies
A group of individuals who believe that God hates all Puppies and those whom allow Puppies to exist ("Puppies Haters"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of Puppies, carrying signs stating that God hates Puppies, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for Puppies.
They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to Puppies and "Puppies Haters." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.
They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.
They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or doesn not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.
If God does in fact hate Puppies, he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Hates Puppies" shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.
I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Puppies" goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to Puppies and "Puppies Haters." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.
They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.
They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or doesn not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.
If God does in fact hate Puppies, he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Hates Puppies" shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.
I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Puppies" goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Puppies is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their puddings funeral.
God Hates Puppies by Tant Lover November 21, 2006
God Hates Christians
A group of individuals who believe that God hates all God and those whom allow God to exist ("Christians"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of Christians, carrying signs stating that God hates Christians, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for being a Christians.
They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to Christians and "Bible Thumpers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.
They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.
They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.
If God does in fact hate Christians , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Squaders " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.
I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Christians " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Christians is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral
They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to Christians and "Bible Thumpers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.
They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.
They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.
If God does in fact hate Christians , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Squaders " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.
I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Christians " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Christians is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral
God Hates Christians is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral.
God Hates Christians by Tant Lover November 21, 2006
Religious Idiots
Anyone who is a member of a religion. Religion is for those who aren't smart enough to think on thier own so they believe in a book that was written 2000 years ago. They all filled with hatred.
Religious Idiots by Tant Lover November 18, 2006
God Hates Anal Sex
A group of individuals who believe that God hates all anal sex and those whom allow anal sex to exist ("assfuck"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of anal sexual people, carrying signs stating that God hates anal sexual people, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for being an anal sexual people.
They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to anal sex and "assfuckers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.
They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.
They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.
If God does in fact hate anal sex , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Anal Sex " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.
I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Anal Sex " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Anal Sex is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral
They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to anal sex and "assfuckers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.
They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.
They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.
If God does in fact hate anal sex , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Anal Sex " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.
I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Anal Sex " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Anal Sex is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral
God Hates Anal Sex is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral.
God Hates Anal Sex by Tant Lover November 18, 2006
god hates pudding
A group of individuals who believe that God hates all pudding and those whom allow pudding to exist ("Jello eaters"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of pudding, carrying signs stating that God hates pudding, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for pudding.
They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to pudding and "Jello eaters." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.
They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.
They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or doesn not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.
If God does in fact hate pudding, he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Hates pudding" shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.
I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates pudding" goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to pudding and "Jello eaters." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.
They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.
They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or doesn not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.
If God does in fact hate pudding, he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Hates pudding" shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.
I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates pudding" goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Pudding is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their puddings funeral.
god hates pudding by Tant Lover November 18, 2006
Seattle Squat
When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.
Seattle Squat by Tant Lover November 16, 2006
seattle sex
seattle sex by Tant Lover November 16, 2006