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Definitions by Tan Stan

Dust Pan Butt Crumb 

When the janitor is cleaning and he comes across shreds of shitty toilet paper in his dust pan.
Hey did you get that picture of the dust pan butt crumb?
Dust Pan Butt Crumb by Tan Stan September 28, 2023

Molested diaper 

When your pureed diet causes you to violently shit your adult diaper.
Damn it smells like Johns wearing a Molested diaper.
Molested diaper by Tan Stan September 28, 2023