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Taj Mahaler's definitions
squeans
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Jeans that are
way too
small on a person and squeeze their ass flat,
leaving
a
muffin top
of sizeable proportions (squeeze+jeans)
Bro: Dude,
check out
her squeans!
Dude: She
looks like
a
mushroom
!
by
Taj Mahaler
July 1, 2011
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