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squeans

Jeans that are way too small on a person and squeeze their ass flat, leaving a muffin top of sizeable proportions (squeeze+jeans)
Bro: Dude, check out her squeans!
Dude: She looks like a mushroom!
by Taj Mahaler July 1, 2011
mugGet the squeansmug.

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