A co-worker who is such a suck up that given the opportunity, they would attempt to place their boss's dick and balls in their mouth at the same time.
"Here comes 'balls and all' back from the meeting."
"Who, Jeff?"
"Yup, he is the biggest suck up."
The drive from the bar to your home, when you are too drunk to drive the night before and you have to pick your car up from the bar parking lot the next morning. It is more shameful when the establishment has already opened again for business and people watch your drunk ass get in the car that's been sitting there since they arrived. So you try to accomplish this as early as possible without being seen. The drive usually involves a fast-food stop.
I was up at 6:00 a.m. to get my drive of shame over with.
by
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November 13, 2006
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A university located in Indiana where sheep get nervous anytime they happen to win a big game.
Sheep #1, "I just heard Purdue defeated Ohio State!"
Sheep #2, "Great, we'll be getting fucked the rest of the day by the Purdue faithful."
Sheep #1, "At least they don't win often."
