TUDE's definitions

drive of shame

The drive from the bar to your home, when you are too drunk to drive the night before and you have to pick your car up from the bar parking lot the next morning. It is more shameful when the establishment has already opened again for business and people watch your drunk ass get in the car that's been sitting there since they arrived. So you try to accomplish this as early as possible without being seen. The drive usually involves a fast-food stop.

I was up at 6:00 a.m. to get my drive of shame over with.

by Tude November 8, 2008

Lumberjack

A harshly given wedgie where one person grabs the back of the victim's underwear and one person grabs the front of the victim's underwear. They then proceed to yank back and forth with great force until the taint is rubbed raw.

Joe kept smarting off, so we gave him a lumberjack to shut him up.

by Tude November 12, 2008