Definitions by TSC - Eric

Tour

A night out with friends involving the excessive consumption of alcohol and cheating on your partner.

"Fucking hell I was twisted last night... fucked some tart, keep it quiet tho don't want <insert girlfriends name here> to find out"

"No worries bruv. What goes on, on tour stays on tour"

Tour by TSC - Eric April 13, 2005

Punching the cunt out of someone 

To savagely assault a person whom you feel would benefit from such an act.

“If you steal my fucking stapler one more time I’m going to punch the cunt out of you”

Punching the cunt out of someone by TSC - Eric April 12, 2005

Having a mellow one 

Avoiding exposure to anything other than:
a. Cannabis
b. Pimp my ride
c. Playing guitar
d. Listening to incubus

"You out to night brains?" "nah think i'll have a mellow one"

Having a mellow one by TSC - Eric April 12, 2005