3 definitions by TOP NEEK

usually on da top deck of da bus, a rude boi or chav or wateva u wana call him will cum up to you, usually from behind and slap you with his mates recording on camera fone. Some mug will shout 'KKKAAAAPPPPPOOOOOOOWWW' and then the victim wont kno what to do...Totally random but hilarious if your the one recording.
" Wa blo blad? You shud have seen it da ova day i happy slapped this dick head on the bus, was immense"
by TOP NEEK January 4, 2005
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you lot trying to mug me off? y'all wack man i ought to take you outside and open you up you cunts
by TOP NEEK January 4, 2005
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by TOP NEEK May 13, 2004
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