Definitions by TOOL BAG TRAVIS
manhattan marriage
A marriage in which a man or woman exchanges vows with that of a donkey, sheep, cow, horse, or platypus.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Michael Beasley's Manhattan Marriage?"
Person 2: "No. What happened?"
Person 1: "He married a God damn sheep!"
Person 2: "What a sick bastard!"
Person 2: "No. What happened?"
Person 1: "He married a God damn sheep!"
Person 2: "What a sick bastard!"
manhattan marriage by TOOL BAG TRAVIS February 18, 2009