A "porchmonkey" is someone of negro origin that happens to be too lazy to sleep in their own home provided by benefit, so the negro sleeps on a white mans porch and becomes a porchmonkey.
"Damn son go get ma shotgun, there be another nigger on ma porch" "Ok pa, lets torch him!"
This is where a blonde girl dyes her hair brown.
"Look jane, I'm clever again!"
"Sophie, you're meant to wash the dye out..."
