3 definitions by THE SUSSY BAKA

Zoe

zoe is usually always late but can be a sweet kind -hearted person but she may never listen to you and ditch you for no reason. she may also be 5 foot and may lose her once in a while.

guy 1: is that zoe?!!!
guy 2: where i can't see her??
guy 1: look down
guy 2: oh right!

by THE SUSSY BAKA June 25, 2022

Ally

ally is extremely short, she is a quiet girl but can become obnoxious when she is loud and shouts for no reason. she gets easily scared and suffocates her body pillow - ally is very reliable and trustworthy, you can trust her with your life.

guy 1: pls go out with me
ally: no
guy 1: *sobs*
ally: why are you being a bitch

by THE SUSSY BAKA June 25, 2022

Joao

joao may usually have hissy fits about practically nothing, bad at managing his own health and is secretly fruity. yet he still finds a way to be a nice friend.

girl 1: why are you crying?
girl 2: joao broke up with me because i said shield hero was mid
girl 1: again?

by THE SUSSY BAKA June 25, 2022