THE REAL MAYO MAN's definitions

pee tape

The Pee Tape was a recording of Trump getting pissed on.

Yo, have you seen the Pee Tape?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 1, 2022

edible insects

Insects prepared for human consumption, usually crickets.

Thailand Unique has the best edible insects!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 30, 2020

c- 2

A c- 2 is someone who really really REALLY loves granola bars (and fruit snacks). This usually ends up being a bad thing as they usually end up creating fake friendships to trick people into giving them granola bars.

Person 29: c- 2 keeps forcing me to give up my granola bars!
Person 1: Yeah, he kind of does that.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

Granola bar

What the true meaning of friendship.

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 18, 2021

Granola Bar

Something that C2s use fake friendships in order to get.

The C2 uses it's amazing fake friendship technique in order to obtain this spectacular granola bar.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021

drop the orange

Fart

I have to drop the orange

by THE REAL MAYO MAN February 8, 2021

Granola bar

The only thing that can sustain a friendship with a C2.

Person 949632q: Why does C2 keep forcing me to give him granola bars? Isn't one enough?

Person 1:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021