Definitions by THE REAL MAYO MAN
Granola Bars
What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).
Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?
C2: Of course not.
Person 1: Ok, good.
C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?
C2: Of course not.
Person 1: Ok, good.
C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?
Granola Bars by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
Friendship
Something that a C2 uses to get granola bars. In other words, friendship is a hoax, created by all the C2s in the world.
C2: I have accepted your request for my friendship.
Person 1: cool.
C2: So... Where are the granola bars?
Person 1:
Person 1: cool.
C2: So... Where are the granola bars?
Person 1:
Friendship by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
Friendship
Friendship used to mean being friends with someone. But nowadays it's something that C2s use to get granola bars.
In an attempt to get more granola bars, the C2 uses friendship to attract new victims. - The official C2 documentary
Friendship by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
Fruit-snacks
Used to partially restore friendship with a C2. Although not as strong as granola bars (usually doesn't allow you to start a friendship), fruit-snacks are still a great thing to have on hand when dealing with C2s.
Fruit-snacks by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 9, 2021
Granola-Bars
Granola-Bars by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021
C 2
Someone who steals granola bars. Usually pretends to be friends with someone, only to then force them to hand over their granola bars.
C 2 by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021