Strapped to the wall

Referred to somebody who is totally messed up and or drunk. Can also be used for someone who is so messed up there stuck leaning on the wall.

I just drank a half gal of vodka and I'm strapped to the wall man.

by THE Mike M. June 24, 2010

Randumb Text

An act of boredom you decide to text a friend something dumb or random.

I just got a text from mike. It say's we should be called the fabreeze brothers cause were so fresh??? Yea he likes to send randumb texts.

by The Mike M. November 03, 2010

sneek a skeet

One who leaves an event such as a party, work, shopping, etc. to go and rub one off.

Have you seen Nick anywhere?? Naw man he's prob went to sneek a skeet.

by THE MIKE M. September 29, 2010