Definitions by THE ASS BREAKAAAHH

Rug Boner 

When your rug bunches up and makes humps that have to pushed down.

Dan: Hey man, where's that cool rug you got last week?
Blake: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dan: What happened.
Blake: It kept getting rug boners, so I had to return it.
Dan: Im sorry for your loss man. That's deep...

Rug Boner by THE ASS BREAKAAAHH August 14, 2011