T.E. Johnson's definitions

Cunt bacon

An particularly unattractive vagina, often resembling a piece of meat (i.e, beef, bacon).

Randall: I can't believe got drunk enough to stick my penis in that cunt bacon.
Ralph: Lolz, I know man. I saw her naked and thought she had some cold cuts between her legs.

by T.E. Johnson July 7, 2008