1 definition by Syntactic Sugar
A word smart people use when they mean hypothecate, and a word stupid people who want to look smart (read: Investment Bankers) use when they mean hypothetical.
A classic marker of when you're talking to an idiot who doesn't know it yet; like when people say "pacifically" when they mean "specifically" or "expresso" when they mean "espresso".
#Can'tFixStupid
A classic marker of when you're talking to an idiot who doesn't know it yet; like when people say "pacifically" when they mean "specifically" or "expresso" when they mean "espresso".
#Can'tFixStupid
Investment Banker: “Can you give me some hypothecated numbers?”
Investor: "No, you douche, that's not a real thing. Go read a book."
Investor: "No, you douche, that's not a real thing. Go read a book."
by Syntactic Sugar June 19, 2019