Dick flogger

A machine or apparatus that enables a man pleasures a man without his partners help until he comes all over the floor like a snow dump at Xmas
Grant required a dick flogger as Mel had decided to watch tv and fall sleep.
by Swine Doctor June 24, 2022
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snatch jack

When a friend, collegue or just fellow dude takes public credit for sleeping with a woman, that his friend, collegue or fellow dude actually slept with.
Bob is a snatch jack, can you believe he told everyone arond the water cooler that he slept with Liz from accounting, we all know it was Justin who slept with her.
by Swine Doctor April 26, 2011
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Anal bank

Anal bank - the place where you deposit loss of semen
Shaun met Ryan out at a bar and after several drinks they went back to Shaun's house and Shaun deposited his semen into Ryan's anal bank
by Swine Doctor May 25, 2016
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Tongue jabbing

Tongue jabbing - when you poke your tongue in and out of an anus in a jabbing motion
Fiona had been longing for john and so when she flew down to see him she immediately pulled down his pants and jammed her tongue into his arse giving him a great tongue jabbing
by Swine Doctor May 29, 2016
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