Swaray 's definitions

Nance

A senile white female senior citizen (some older Boomers and beyond). She likes Cheesecake Factory, chain restaurants, and things written in Comic Sans saying things like “Zesty!” She has a hard time with technology made after 1995 and sometimes suffers from memory loss or confusion. She misses the old days and may be the mother of a Karen.

Nance: “Why won’t this remote unlock my car? This Thrifty ice cream is going to melt before I get it into the Frigidaire!”
Bystander: “Wrong car, Nance! Yours is the other silver one two rows over with the knitted seat covers!”

by Swaray October 2, 2020