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The female version of a Simp, derived as a portmanteau of "She" and "Simp"(gerund verb form: "Shimping")—Shimps idolize or hype up a men that are below-average in many ways and detrimental to their well-being, yet they cannot help but keep said below-average men in their lives for whatever rationalization they conjure up
"Valerie is really turning into a shimp over Kevin; he's a mid-tier Ketamine dealer with three DUI's that smells like corn, but she likes his Subaru and collection of classic board games."
by Sven Guillotien August 8, 2020
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