Tommy Guzcal

Polish resident of the Deerfield Red Light District during the draft kings era, known among villagers as a beef smelling dust ball who always had an extra comment, usually without meaning.
Girl: Do you know tommy Guzcal?

Me: Yeah I hate that dust ball. He smells like raw pork.
by Susan Gerber January 09, 2024
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Tommy Guzcal

The name of a man who stinks like porridge. He often rubs his slimy hands all over each sandwhich he makes. Everybody hates tommy!
Girls: What school do you go to?
Me: Deerfield Highschool.
Girls: gross, that’s the same school Tommy Guzcal goes to. He smells like diarrhea.
by Susan Gerber January 03, 2024
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