Ling Ling

Child violinist Prodigy who practices 40 hours a day non-stop. Graduated and became doctor at age 5 while continuously practicing the violin. Can play 100 note per second. If he doesn't practice his father will kung pao his chicken. Is a social construct, rival's name: Chica.
Ling Ling already become doctor, ling ling solve rubik's cube before birth.
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Superlyricalisation

When you take a really annoying, and juvenile song and turn it into a sophisticated master piece that the Queen will operatically recite during one of her royal banquets
Scintillate, scintillate pentagram minific
Feign do I fathom thy nature specific
Loftily poised in the ether capacious
Strongly resembling a gem carbonaceous

That ditty received some serious superlyricalisation
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