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Super Optimistic Boy

Super Optimistic Boy is the natural follow-up to Teenage Boy Tyler. After years of chilling out and getting absolutely nowhere with women, even his go-to shaka sign got played out.

Super Optimistic Boy was forged in the fire of Teenage Boy Tyler's deep existential crisis.
Super Optimistic Boy: "Greetings, incredible humans! Who is ready to seize this magnificent evening and celebrate the absolute gift of life by the bonfire?!"
Sarah (annoyed): "Uh, no thanks, we are going to Hot Josh's party again."