Definitions by Super Ducky

Chanukah 

Chanukah is basically Hanukah but for people who are chubby.

Person 1: Hey chubby person, are you Jewish?
Chubby Person: Why yes I am.
Person 1: So do you celebrate Hanukah?
Chubby Person: Nope. I celebrate Chanukah.

Chanukah by Super Ducky October 26, 2018