Definitions by Super Crazy Dammit Dave
Kentucky Musket
Where you doing your girl (or guy it's 2026) doggystyle from behind; you pull out and take the chew from your cheek and shove it in their backdoor, reach around and punch them in the gut hence making the chew shoot out! Make sure it's long cut, so it falls down like confetti!! 🎊 🎉 🎊 🎉
Kentucky Musket by Super Crazy Dammit Dave February 21, 2026