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Megan

A girl who appears to look like a guy and hates when her name is spelled wrong. It’s megan not MEGHAN OR MEAGAN! She’s really ugly and depressed and only has one love. An anime boy named Kokichi who is gay. She often contemplates suicide.

Random person: OH NO HE COMMITTED SUICIDE

Police man: *does autopsy* oh its a girl. That’s surprising!

Random person #2: Oh, that must be Megan then!

by Suicidal sister April 19, 2019