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Nirvana

1) Buddhist's heaven

2) A grunge band that was formed in 1988 and was fronted by Kurt Cobain. Nowadays, there's idiotic teen girls who wear the shirts with only the name and the dead smiley face on them and they have either only heard one song from them (SLTS) and think that Kurt's still alive or think that Nirvana is a fucking CLOTHING BRAND!
Stupid 15-year-old girl: I love Nirvana! I'm one their biggest fans

Me: (unsure) Uh, you are? What are your favourite songs?

15yo girl : Smells Like Teen Spirit!

Me: Uhhh, is that the only one you know?

15yo girl: Pretty much, yeah. I really want to see Kurt someday !

Me: (gets upset) He killed himself 23 fucking years ago! You shouldn't call yourself a fan if you don't know jack shit about the band!

15yo girl: Wait, he died?! I didn't know that!

Me: (rubs forehead and walks away feeling pissed) I really fucking hate this generation of teens, they are all so stupid and ignorant!
by Suckin' on the Dictionary August 19, 2017
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