Sturgeons Rest's definitions

Cuban goodbye

Taking 45 minutes to leave a party as your Cuban spouse continues jabbering with her mother, her aunts, and her nieces.

Opposite of an Irish goodbye.

Every time I go to a party with Monkee in Miami, I spend 45 minutes in the driveway smoking my pipe as his espousa, Bertika, works the crowd in her Cuban goodbye.

by Sturgeons Rest September 17, 2015

fart chicken

My asshole business partner when I don't want to call him an asshole.
Icelandic term of derogation.

"Hey, has that fart chicken gotten into the office yet?"
"What doesn't that fart chicken fuck up?"

by Sturgeons Rest April 18, 2015