Definitions by Strawless donkey
Bailey's Milked Coffee
A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.
Bailey's Milked Coffee by Strawless donkey December 2, 2021
Straw Donkey
A sexual act performed on holiday that's so disgustingly vile it can't be (or shouldn't be) described or talked out.
'I went all straw donkey last night...'
reply: 'you sick, sick man' usually followed by a look of disgust and a moment of awkward silence.
reply: 'you sick, sick man' usually followed by a look of disgust and a moment of awkward silence.
Straw Donkey by Strawless donkey September 26, 2011