2 definitions by Strawless donkey
A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.
by Strawless donkey December 2, 2021
A sexual act performed on holiday that's so disgustingly vile it can't be (or shouldn't be) described or talked out.
'I went all straw donkey last night...'
reply: 'you sick, sick man' usually followed by a look of disgust and a moment of awkward silence.
reply: 'you sick, sick man' usually followed by a look of disgust and a moment of awkward silence.
by Strawless donkey September 26, 2011