Stony Curtis's definitions

mucous

Snotty, phlegm-like monstrosity, with an axpproximate spooge-like viscosity.

Sensing an urgent and impending need to sneeze, I responsibly turned away from my fellow board members and let go into a semi clench fist held just under my nose, to effectively prevent my airborne germs from spreading freely around the room. Unfortunately when I turned back I had another crisis. What to do with this handful of mucous?

by Stony Curtis May 18, 2010