Stoner Chemist's definitions

Premeditated Munchies

Obtaining food while sober for the intention of eating it while high later.

When I got off work I knew I was going to get high when I got home, so I stopped by the Taco Bell drive through for premeditated munchies

by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017

Alpha-Munchies

Munchies obtained from high quality restaurants. See Beta-Munchies and Gamma-Munchies.

When I got high I decided to spoil myself with Alpha-Munchies. So I went to an Indian Restaurant and spent $20 on myself.

by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017