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Cronch,
A noun, verb and adjective in some instances may also be used as a measurement of time and distance.
Eg:
"THIS GREMLIN LOOKING ASS IS CRONCHING UP THEM STAIRS AT 200 CRONCHES PER METER TO FIND THEM SWEET SUCULANT DOUBLE A BATTERY WHILE SUCKING ON A TUBE OF CRONCH JUICE".
by Stolas Goetia November 20, 2021
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