4 definitions by Steve-O, the King of the World

Mexicools

The name of a lucha libre group in the WWE. Group members consist of former WCW and ECW stars: Juventud Guerrera, Psicosis, and Super Crazy. Debuted on the Smackdown! show of June 23, 2005. Possibly a deviant of the name "Mexican't", of which is coined in the movie "Once Upon a Time In Mexico" by Johnny Depp's character. Just like how Eddie Guerrero rides a lowrider during his entrance, the group rides a lawnmower.

Steve-O: "..what the fuck?"
Juventud: "We are the Mexicools!"
Steve-O: "Juvy??! WHY?!!"

by Steve-O, the King of the World June 24, 2005

chin-fuzz

Terrible facial hair, normally grown on the chin. Unlike goatees and beards, chin-fuzz often looks ungroomed and out of place. It can also resemble pubic hair.

You're starting to grow a chin-fuzz on your face. Shave.

by Steve-O, the King of the World April 6, 2006

Carlito Caribbean Cool

The coolest guy in wrestling. Cooler than the Mexicools, cooler than Michelle McCool, and even cooler than Frankie Kazarian. Carlito is the only person on this God given green Earth that's allowed to judge another person's coolness. Why? Because he defines cool.

Carlito is also the first man in WWE history to win each show's secondary titles in his debut matches. He defeated John Cena on his first night on Smackdown! to capture the United States championship, then on his first night on RAW eight months later, he pinned Shelton Benjamin to claim the Intercontinental championship. Now that's cool.

"Do you know what cool is? You're looking at him."

"Nothing beats being cool."

"You better be cool."

by Steve-O, the King of the World June 24, 2005

candyhole

Used as an alternate for mouth, butthole, or vagina. Used primarily for females in a vulgar manner.

Ex1: "She needs to shut her candyhole!"

Ex2: "Damn, she needs to get that stick outta her candyhole!"

by Steve-O, the King of the World March 5, 2005