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Toaf

Someone who repeatedly says the "N word" as an insult, despite them not being black
Person 1- "Did you hear Nick said the "N word" when playing overwatch?"
Person 2- "Man what a toaf!"
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shimley

1. A gnome who comes from the land of the Shmlolians. Is a registered Shmex offender.
Person 1- "Hey did you hear about Shimley?"
Person 2- "Yeah, heard he got 23 years for possession of Shmild Porn"
by Steve Jobs the one and only February 25, 2020
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